Most humorous thing I've read while grading portfolios . . .
This one's a direct quote from a fiction portfolio by a student in my Introduction to Creative Writing Class:
"This style of writing, for one, makes it very easy to read. If I wanted to become a writer and wanted to make the most amount of money, ie, appealing to the greatest number of readers, then this would be an ideal style to write with because everyone is able to read it and still get that there is more to it than what is written."
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