Snow Day, Valentines Day

I was surprised when I saw the ground covered in snow after fifty-some days of rain. I'm more surprised by my reaction . . . I was happy for the snow.

Anyway, I was thinking of bad gifts you could get your beloved (Don't worry, Meredith. I didn't get any of these things for you). These are in no particular order:

Vacuum
Cocktail Peanuts
A can of compressed air (for cleaning your computer keyboards)
Hair removal products
Anything having to do with cleaning--sponges, laundry soap, moist towelettes

Oliver de la Paz