The Worst Diet Ever.
I am now on the Worst Diet Ever.
The good news is I've shed some pounds on this diet. The bad news is I'll probably be on the diet for a few more weeks.
No chocolate. No dairy. No baked goods. No seafood.
Just oatmeal oatmeal oatmeal and oatmeal.
I finished my WWU Magnum Opus: my semi-annual tenure review dossier. This go around felt very weighty. I filled a large 3-ring binder. When I taught at Utica College, I don't remember filling such a big binder.
Tree guys came by to give an estimate on the damage. It's not looking good for our checkbooks. I may just have to clean up the mess myself.
I haven't been writing much poetry these days, which is okay. I've been thinking a lot about form. Seems my students are enjoying the challenge. We'll see how long THAT lasts . . . MUWAHAHA!